THE CURSE + BLOOM > THE GARDEN

"This is The Curse. It's for our love for the beautiful and sometimes all too tangible. I know we've been trying to let go of the idea of 'stuff' I know I have for a long time but sometimes it's just so fucking pretty that it's hard to do so! It's always very sharp and if you get stuck to this idea it will cut you, no matter how lovely. it hides a true core inside. i think that's what most people are looking to get to, to do away with all the hard crystal on the outside and to get to the real loving core on the inside. I believe this also helps represent us, and how we're really growing with each other... looking for something 'more'"

"This guy is Bloom. It's representative of our friendship which is very volataile and confusing at times, but cohesive and has a very solid and lovely core that shines bright. It's like a very lovely flower that keeps getting bigger and brighter. The Penrose triangle is for a unity that can not be broken nor comprehended normally; this is love."

"a series of blooms will become a garden where all the magic in life is stored and is waiting to be found"

ASSLEIDOSCOPE

Awhile ago my friend Nate Kogan was interviewed by VICE. This is a VICE x Kingdom exclusive video, featuring my bum.

Here's the interview:
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/a-chat-with-nate-kogan-about-his-boob-gifs

STATUE OF BROCCOLI

The intellectual crack head knows that you must live a balanced lifestyle.
If one of your favourite past times is to spend a day in a chemical induced daze, it's good to do the math and nurture your poor tortured body.

A favourite healthy snack of ours is raw broccoli. Broccoli is high in vitamin C and has potent anti-cancer properties. It doesn't have the best mouth lubrication but eventually you chew through it. The tree-like appearance will also remind you that nature still exists and maybe it's time to leave the dark den and go outside.

TOTAL PRODUCTIVITY

BITS AND BITES OF *PRODUCTIVITY*. Clearly a lot was achieved in the last few weeks.
Hoes made their money. Monkeys got their sleep. Outfits galore. Falling on the floor. Holes poked. I still ain't a whore.

American Apparel can make any twosome a threesome. Thank you Anna McQueen.

I OWN NATE'S SOUL

My pal Nate Kogan is a weird artist and he just finished this custom print for me yesterday. I own his soul and he is clearly kissing ass to try to get it back.

 "You've been there for all the bad times and the good so far, and it won't stop waffle. You've helped me understand myself more than I could possibly have imagined, with you I have come into a place where i've felt and seen god, and you shared that with me. Our bond is not something for words so this is pretty hard to do, but I know you understand. I POURED MYSELF into this. The only thing I can offer you is my soul. You've made me into a better person, a more wholesome and fulfilled creative, and someone who can look forward to tomorrow. You never let me go when I was falling so hard, and I am forever thankful. You taught me that love resonates beyond a normal scope and can permeate the essence of what it means to make, and live. I can't think of a person who is more deserving of my soul than you are. I love you. You make me whole. My soul is yours."

 It's too late motherfucker I sold your soul to the devil

Sessions 04 - Technozord

It is a pleasure to present to you fine folks *Sessions 04 - TECHNOZORD*, R+D's 4th monthly sessions mix! I am R+D's #1 fan, I don't care how many chicks flail their shirtless young bodies in front of them while doing the robot. I am watching you fellas with a stern judgemental face and a loving heart. The boys of Deadly Vanity take over the in second half with a darker... deadlier techno. The whole thing is some bad ass evil boogie woogie shiet. It put a smile on my face and a spring in my step. Enjoy!

LAID BACKKKKKKK

I want to say hello the nasty human or bot that left me a message stating I have a sad, empty, and pathetic life. You got to know me so well! Unfortunately you're wrong. I'm a shape shifter, and there's so many fulfilling activities happening constantly! There's some gruesome stuff but the mood will be set. I invite you to spend an evening with me.

A COMFORTABLE OUTFIT FOR A COMFORTABLE STATE OF MIND.

Chill out and keep on keepin' on folks. And remember to do it your way.

COPYCAT VICTIM #1 - NATE KOGAN

While I was obliterated in Montreal, I came up with a wonderful idea. Why should I bother trying to think of interesting outfits to wear when I can copy someone elses!? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, and I will do this to pay respect to my brothas.

My first victim is Nate Kogan. Nate is my Jewish artist uncle pervert thug dinner buyerer. I always love what he wears and steal his hats on a regular basis. If I had his girlish figure I would take his t-shirts too. This isn't a one sided deal, it was a bit of a let down for Nate when my heels didn't fit him.

Since I know the secret password to his bedroom, grabbing the goods was easy. The beard was not easy.

Go check out Nate's weird website - http://natekogan.net/

Natasha Kudashkina gave me a hand job

I went to visit my darling super talent Natasha Kudashkina at her artistic lair. I layed down, closed my eyes, and she worked her magic on me. Days later, the evidence showed up in my inbox. For other delicious painted delights, take a peek into her world - facebook.com/NKhumanpainting.

then I went colour crazy. god I love hand jobs. <3 xo

montreal has a lot of hookers and super evil dance parties

back in Toronto now... that was a naughty one.

MIAUDOWN

Right now I look sorta dead inside because sleeping is something I've been doing in nameless night clubs rather than bed. So peaceful.

I've also been embracing my passion for obsessive cleaning! Once you get home (kicked out) from the club you slept at, you can spend the next few hours scrubbing floors and organizing things. So satisfying!

VINTAGE CLOTHES COVER MY WOES. My name is on my necklace for obvious reasons!

ALWAYS A LADEE

GREETINGS ON THIS FINE SNOWY FIRST DAY OF SPRING.

In the 50's, a lady would match her lipstick to her nail polish. If not... the horror! Blue works in my opinion.

HOLA IT'S CHACHA MAMI!

HOLA! It's Cha Cha Mami here. My passion for cleaning has been stealing too many days out of the week.
I've put a stop to it by deciding that a good party coming up is a good reason to party. A no pants party!
Would you like some pie?